< 2 November 2005 >
This list inspired by evilgal who is obviously a genius.Who said Google couldn't tell you who you are? In the spirit of making my psychoses more accessible, I have sorted the search results by: 1. Things that I think are true
2. Things that I think are not true
3. Things that could be true
4. Things that I hope are true
5. Things that I hope are not true
6. Things that are probably true
7. Things that are probably not true
8. Things that I wish were true
9. Things that I wish were not true
10. Things that are not true And at the end, some key responses that left me feeling either flattered or slightly concerned. Or an unnerving combination of both.
_______________________________________________ THINGS THAT I THINK ARE TRUE: Allison is a mammal
Allison is 22 years old
Allison is a six
Allison is conscious
allison is alive and well
Allison is a graduate
Allison is good.
Allison is an American
Allison is lucky
Allison is a "nice" girl
Allison is perhaps unique
Allison is unafraid of exploring
Allison is maintaining a list
Allison is currently dividing her time among many exciting projects
Allison is interested in research
Allison is looking forward to taking more classes
Allison is committed to providing a supportive and challenging environment for students
Allison is another employee who is rarely seen by the customers, but who fills a key position in keeping the kitchen running smoothly (Hello, sweets & Treats)
Allison is a true advocate of inclusion and equality
Allison is always looking for new ways to raise awareness and money to find a cure
Allison is someone who wants to believe
Allison is intrigued Allison is increasingly distracted
Allison is not yet one for paying close attention to the things that are near her
Allison is not only science
Allison is not only an outstanding jump roper
Allison is about admiring the perfect turn of a phrase
Allison is also concerned by the mysterious phone calls Allison is thrilled to meet someone who is as into Dana as she is
Allison is just embarrassed Allison is the best embodiment of that most eccentiric of signs
Allison is a lover of animals
Allison is not your quintessential romance heroine
Allison is definitely an exception to that rule
Allison is a school teacher with a wild side
THINGS THAT I THINK ARE NOT TRUE:
Allison is a MAN
Allison is a TROLL
Allison is Talking Thrash
Allison is available at AMAZON.COM
Allison is icky poo! (hey now...)
Allison is a werewolf
Allison is an engine.
Allison is with a CIA operative who has been pre-programmed as a sleeper to attack the President.
Allison is no basket case (yes, I realize there's a double negative...)
Allison is is really a glorified doorman
Allison is like the man in the old Smith Barney commercials (well, I don't rightly know.)
Allison is the wife of Captain Paul Watson
Allison is planning on marrying next spring
Allison is also a Churchwarden at Gaulby
Allison is highly trained to treat disorders of the male and female urinary tract
Allison is leaving soon
Allison is cruising to an easy victory
Allison is a total piece of work.
Allison is sitting with her boyfriend
Allison is so excited but tells him that he needs to change his clothes first
THINGS THAT COULD BE TRUE:
Allison is currently writing
Allison is totally comfortable with all of this
Allison is funky in the original sense of the word
Allison is going to be remembered
Allison is responsible
Allison is an English-language institution (how sad!)
Allison is conflicted about whether or not to lie about her "gift"
Allison is coming to town?
Allison is fulfilling her lifelong mission
Allison is the glitter mama
Allison is desperate to leave these unfamiliar surroundings and find her mom (*sniffle*)
Allison is a tough Marine on one side, an emotion-filled letter writer on the other
Allison is the 228th most popular female
Allison is a very cute girl with light brown hair, dark brown eyes, and a sweet disposition. (seriously...)
Allison is a supportive friend who is conflicted by her sexual identity and her feelings for her best friend (oh my!)
Allison is known as a strategically thinking expert in the field of international security
Allison is identical to Jean
Allison is a beautiful musician
Allison is in love
Allison is getting ready to dress in her Polish costume
Allison is out at work
Allison is a cutie!
Allison is available
Allison is infinite
Allison is waiting at her window THINGS THAT I HOPE ARE TRUE: Allison is better than the initial outlook
Allison is AWESOME!!!!!
Allison is not at risk of developing any psychological problems if she doesn't receive loads of attention
Allison is special even among the special
Allison is eminently qualified
Allison is ready to show everyone
Allison is a drop-dead set of curves
Allison is one of those rare creators
Allison is as fluent as anyone I have seen
Allison is well on her way to achieving her dreams
Allison is getting a surprise
Allison is also very interesting
Allison is a witty, caring person
Allison is an open minded individual with a great work ethic (maybe minus the work ethic)
Allison is more than a coach
Allison is the peacemaker in my life
Allison is fun to play with
Allison is my hero
Allison is in a really nice outfit
Allison is invited to participate
Allison is a total sweetheart.
Allison is such a wonderful person!
Allison is able to escape her kidnappers and make it back to the station
Allison is a natural treasure
Allison is imaginative, thoughtful, and creative THINGS THAT I HOPE ARE NOT TRUE: Allison is HURT?
Allison is dead?
Allison is one of the most moving war movies
Allison is regarded by most historians as a psychopathic killer
Allison is concerned
Allison is an ice worm.
Allison is still sitting around drinking diet soda (I never drink diet!)
Allison is Jim
Allison is about to shoot
Allison is too narrow-minded
Allison is used to having her way with everything, and hisses when she is dissatisfied with something.
Allison is the definition of prim
Allison is a Loser
Allison is very girlish and very rah-rah (oooh yeah)
Allison is trying to insinuate herself into yet another high-profile murder case
Allison is sounding her own warning
Allison is plunged into a nightmare of rage and grief
Allison is LEGALLY FREE FOR ADOPTION
Allison is TOO GOOD
Allison is finished with football
Allison is now one of the most successful and respected divorce mediators in the state of arizona
Allison is your inner guide to style and beauty
Allison is an object lesson in good taste
Allison is a problem and i didn't like her at first
THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY TRUE:
Allison is unusual for a contemporary rock trio
Allison is Playing With Technology and The World Is Going to End
Allison is crazy
Allison is amazed at how smoothly the project went
Allison is so soft spoken and unassuming that it's a bit odd to watch her
Allison is alive but in hiding somewhere
Allison is psycho, and you need that
Allison is the agent for you!
Allison is just for fun
Allison is told a mistake has been made -- a "clerical error" (Given the French government... I wouldn't be surprised.)
Allison is getting a little weird but I still love her
THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY NOT TRUE:
Allison is ahead of schedule
Allison is a black gay man biding his time in Florida
Allison is definitely a new force to be reckoned with
Allison is finally being recognized for the Chicago West Side master (Finally!)
Allison is the only watch manufacturer in the world
Allison is expecting a child
Allison is an over-the-top guitarist
Allison is badly injured, but alive.
Allison is an extremely busy woman
Allison is actively developing cheap access to space technologies
Allison is a weapons system support program analyst
Allison is one of the best-kept secrets
Allison is an angel.
Allison is a blonde Californian babe (wahoo!)
Allison is the most popular
Allison is the "queen of electro pop"
Allison is six foot one and a model/teacher
Allison is surfing the internet looking for information to help her with her physics homework
Allison is the church daycare treasurer
Allison is a tough dyke.
Allison is God Angry w/ Christians
Allison is one of those heroic characters
Allison is more outgoing and gregarious than Ari.
Allison is with a man in bed
Allison is involved in the overall operations of the organization
Allison is a leader
Allison is a member of the board of directors and the policy and executive committees of the american petroleum institute THINGS THAT I WISH WERE TRUE: Allison is a Pirate.
Allison is the crown jewel of a burgeoning Irish folk scene in Southern Ontario
Allison is motivated by civic interests
Allison is the world's leading manufacturer of fully automatic transmissions for medium- and heavy-duty vehicles.
Allison is the author of two books
Allison is able to focus
Allison is one of those local treasures
Allison is skilled at painting pictures
Allison is a competitive boxer and classical violinist.
Allison is a woman of few words
Allison is hoping to resume her hockey career
Allison is also a leading analyst of Russia
Allison is on 2 different recordings on the Hawaii Music Awards for 2005
Allison is currently working toward her Doctorate in Human Sexuality
Allison is a command pilot
Allison is director of the Belfer Center for Science
Allison is currently engineering
Allison is a very good player
Allison is a latter day Paul Revere
Allison is "a classic"
Allison is a part time Vet Nurse
Allison is spirited back to 1906
Allison is a qualified member of a county search and rescue team
Allison is offering a light-weight NiMH-based energy storage system
Allison is out to inform the media
Allison is also a former Ambassador
Allison is a recreation property specialist
Allison is offering a light
Allison is coordinator of the 2002 etnies girls and women's british moto
Allison is a rock climbing instructor/supervisor at lifetime fitness and is a pretty bitchin' climber too
Allison is blade's saviour again
Allison is a professional and creative choreographer who is thoroughly experienced in many different styles of dance
THINGS THAT I WISH WERE NOT TRUE:
Allison is troubled by dreams.
Allison is as creeped out as everyone else
Allison is only $127.00
Allison is more self-doubting and skeptical
Allison is wanted for having too many stuffed animals
Allison is alone in one photograph
Allison is a GREAT block
Allison is heartbroken
Allison is British enough to miss her Mom's pot roast THINGS THAT ARE NOT TRUE: Allison is a diva
Allison is an expert in swing and salsa
Allison is the towering figure
Allison is a wonderfully versatile performer
Allison is thrilled to be performing
Allison is productivity
Allison is a textbook example of the benefits of perseverance
Allison is a highly accomplished actress
Allison is addicted to The Bachelor (*slaps forehead*)
Allison is a serious competitor (*snort*)
Allison is an active young woman
Allison is already showing her talent for posing for the camera
Allison is a leader in the field of immunology
Allison is A Happy Camp
Allison is a former Kaiser
Allison is faking it
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FOLLOWING RESPONSES:
Allison is an intelligent and professional business person who arrives prepared and is easy
Allison is skilled at painting pictures full of truth and redemption without explicit bible words
Allison is provided for you? how you go about it is totally up to you
Allison is confronted by her boyfriend and then says she plans on sleeping with everyone and anyone she can.
Allison is still "giving up" the hooker's life, why is she still giving it up?
Allison is available to come to you for a variety of functions including exhibitions
Allison is once again working alongside her fiancee as she endures battlefield fighting that scars her impressionable mind
Allison is indeed "hooked up"... With ME
Allison is a pro on all levels. And a pleasure
Allison is DA BOMB!!!!
Allison is a triple threat
Allison is lighted by four lamps
Allison is the ideal partner for me.
Allison is my best friend forever and I love her!
Allison is an extraordinary talent who has been touched by God
When Brian gets home, Allison is so excited, she comes running to him
Allison is showing you the special place between her legs... you go girl!
Allison is hotter (This post continues "...but so is amanda, what a dumb post! damn, me lose brain uh-oh!...totally.)
Allison is is Turning to Web to Find a Husband
Allison is still skating with the injured guys
I dunno who the fuck this Allison is but thats my name so where the fuck is she from???
Please be sure to include a paragraph or sentence on how sexy Allison is.
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"Hi everyone. =D I am teh sexiest girl. Allison. Now for my profile I'm sure everyone will enjoy. Name: Omgz. I'm Allison. =D
Age: I'm thirteen. o-o
Sex: =D Um. But I am a female. I have pictures of me I shall post sooner or later. But everyone here should know me as sexy. Because they've seen me in a bra. =D Omgz. I've turned people on. And omgz, I have fans. I love Davey Havok. =D kbye. Lyk whoa. So sexy."
________________________________________ And finally... Letting goateed, arty, oversexed boyfriends parade around their shared apartment nearly naked; homely Allison is, above all...
waiting to fill in the blank at 7:55 p.m.
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