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I missed you!

And I mean flushed in the non-bathroom sort of way

Weighing my pockets with stones of longing

Especially when those days are Saturday and Sunday.

They always come crawling back

Oh, the many joys that flossing brings...

< 12 April 2006 >


Today my portable phone was stolen - by a six-year-old. I made the mistake of not bringing a bag when I went out to meet Caro and Jess for an afternoon walk. My phone must have tumbled out of my pocket while we sat on a stone bench in front of les Halles. Only halfway accross the canal I realized that it was missing and ran back for it.

Not more than a minute could have passed, and yet the phone was gone. Caro agreed to call it from her phone. Someone answered; she asked them to bring it back to where we were waiting and hung up. When she didn't say anything for a minute, I asked what had happened. She got a confused look on her face and said, "It was either a crazy woman or a really little kid."

A couple of perplexing calls and a few minutes later an exasperated mom pulled up in a white boxy car and handed back the phone. The culprit - a girl of six or seven - hid behind her only slightly older brother with a guilty expression. The whole exchange was quite brief, but it was long enough for the little scamp to make five calls. Luckily most numbers like "123456" won't connect - or charge me anything. All in all I learned why I always haul around my bag and never to overestimate the social conscience of children.


Rethinking the innocence of children at 5:27 p.m.


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