It's never too late.

And I mean flushed in the non-bathroom sort of way

Weighing my pockets with stones of longing

Especially when those days are Saturday and Sunday.

They always come crawling back

Dude #1: Man, there was this lecture thing this afternoon that I could have gone to for [some class], but I was like "Fuck that shit! I'm gonna watch some TV!"

Dude #2: *laughing* Yeah, man... Dude, I heard you got into Columbia.

Dude #1: Heh, yeah. Fuckin' Northwestern, too.

College boys are smarter than they sound at 3:53 p.m.