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And I mean flushed in the non-bathroom sort of way Weighing my pockets with stones of longing |
Today I received a naked man in the mail, packaged in an envelope which read, in my dad's all capital script, "FROM YOUR MOTHER." "Mother" was underlined twice. He's not always naked. If you turn him upside down he puts on underpants.
Male-order bride at 6:22 p.m.
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